i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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