The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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