can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
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She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm both gender and math confused
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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