ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
should my penis look like a turkey
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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