She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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