Do you still have your period?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Shame is for Republicans.
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