all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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