i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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