Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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