im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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