The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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