Her vagina should come with caution tape.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Pants are for mortals
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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