...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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