So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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