I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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