Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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