cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
how does that bad decision feel?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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