sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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