At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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