so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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