ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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