The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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