i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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