"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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