i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
