Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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