The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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