I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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