Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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