Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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