i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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