It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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