they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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