I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You almost got us killed.
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