Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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