is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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