That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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