What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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