She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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