I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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