So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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