I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face