just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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