The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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