i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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