Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
NoShamevember. You game?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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