Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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