got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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