happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
