It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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