This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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