i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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