Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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