So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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